What isn't funny about pirates?Here are several really bad pirate jokes for your amusement.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
aaaR
What is a pirate's second favorite letter?
aye
What are a pirates three favorite animals?
aardvark
aaarmadillo
ayetalian greayhound
What kind of socks do pirates wear?
aargyle
What was the Pirate movie rated?
Arrrrrrr
What does a pirate pay to have his ears pierced?
a buck an ear
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Another Pirate resource:
Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …
1. Prepare to be boarded.
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