Chaetophobia Haiku - With Chewaphobia bonus

Redhead, blonde, brunette
No matter the shade, I cringe
Chaetophobia

For my sister's friend... sorry they didn't have a phobia specific to redheads, or pot-lucks, or chewing (but I made one up just for you)... you really should get some help
Chew, chew, chew, chew, chew
Chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew, chew
Chewaphobia

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