OrnithophobicAlfred Hitchcock's movie The Birds
Or a giant swan
Boys filled with hormonesAnd a new drivers license
Ephebiphobic
Sharp, long and pointedMade to insert into flesh
Aichmophobic
Haikus for Breed 'em and Weep
Okay three haikus in one posting here... this is a shout out to my wife's frien Jenn. She writes a great blog (Breed 'em and Weep). I clicked on the "about" tab and discovered that she is afraid of three things - swans, teenage boys and IVs. So I couldn't help myself.
Ornithophobic
Alfred Hitchcock's movie The Birds
Or a giant swan
Boys filled with hormones
And a new drivers license
Ephebiphobic
Sharp, long and pointed
Made to insert into flesh
Aichmophobic
OrnithophobicAlfred Hitchcock's movie The Birds
Or a giant swan
Boys filled with hormonesAnd a new drivers license
Ephebiphobic
Sharp, long and pointedMade to insert into flesh
Aichmophobic
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OH MY DEAR LORD. YOU STINKER. I can barely type, my hands are so weak.
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