March 30, 2007 in the afternoon at Grandma Wendy's and Grandpa John's, Sonja took her first few shuffles towards hyper-mobility.
Mom and Dad are in shock and reportedly recovering at a nearby bar.
Onlookers were overheard saying, "She was such a handful before she could move - my heart really goes out to the parents." Mr. and Mrs John Q. Fake were quoted as saying, "Sonja is such a willful little girl the only thing keeping her from dominating the entire world was her lack of mobility, and now that she has seemingly discovered that, I fear for all of our futures".
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