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iPhone Geek

Chris

Beer

Sleepy time

Stewart Colbert

Hat

Homer Flies

Yes, he flies! Yes, I have toys at my desk. If you're not a kid at heart you're an adult.

Twins

Amaxophobia Haiku

Movement, no control
Hey! Where is my steering wheel?
It's amaxophobia

Amathophobia Haiku

Little bits of fluff
The bunnies under my bed
Amathophobic

On swing

French toast

Poolside

The big city

My chair

You have mail

Dinner

Lunch

Breakfast